Guest: Is that *sniff* grass mixed with *sniff* stripper?
You: Yeah, so what?
Guest: What the hell is wrong with you?
You: IM A MAN DAMNIT!
[Hotwicks - $8.95]
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Monthly Archives: July 2008
Why didn’t they call them MANdles?
July 7, 2008 – 12:00 pm
For added fun, use a projector to play your NES
July 4, 2008 – 12:00 pm
If you’re shameless enough about your video gaming habits, why not have Mario permanently on your wall? The pack comes with three sheets and restickable decals.
Flavors include Donkey Kong, New Super Mario, Old Super Mario, and Grand Theft Auto*.
[Think Geek - $74.99]
*total lie
No! Using the front door is cool!
July 3, 2008 – 12:00 pm
I love Kool Aid. I love Reeboks.
Introducing the first sneakers to be scented like flavored sugar water. They come complete in tacky colors and feature the Kool-Aid logo on the heel.
Excuse me, I have to change my pants.
[Amazon - $56.99]
Headline explination here
No really, Im not a nerd… now who wants ice cream?
July 2, 2008 – 12:00 pm
You losers have fun with your round ice cream scoops. Square is where it’s at. Meant to create colorfully stacked ice cream cones, the Cuisipro® Ice Cream Scoop & Stack promises to make your desserts more fun.
Now imagine if your high school cafeteria worker scooped mashed potatoes with one of these.
[Cuisipro - $14.95]
Doth thou hear me now?
July 1, 2008 – 12:00 pm
Grandmom: I just don’t get these new cell phones
You: Oh don’t worry the technology changes so quickly
*phone rings, you answer*
Grandmom: ah..wha?
*head explodes*
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