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- December 2008 (1)
- November 2008 (8)
- 28: Let me point you in the right direction (0)
- 27: Don’t get jumped while wearing these buttons (0)
- 26: Your retro clock is flipping out (0)
- 25: Now write “I will remember to use a coaster” on the board 30 times. (0)
- 24: Your green socks have been drying for three months now (0)
- 21: My Octopus friend gave me these plates (2)
- 20: Dude, your pillow just crashed (1)
- 19: The cow says: Get me decaf. Moo. (0)
- September 2008 (15)
- 25: Nailing all of those books to the wall was tough, but I’m glad we did it. (0)
- 24: Now you can buy giant Justin Long’s headphones! (0)
- 23: Your hands will be clean … in bed. (0)
- 22: I’ve been falling for the past 4 hours (0)
- 19: The best time you have ever had installing bathroom tiles (1)
- 18: Great, now you made the toaster upset (0)
- 17: Then stop at the Twitter station. What? It’s closed, you say? (0)
- 16: If you’re an OS X user, just erase the “my” part (0)
- 15: The only glass that gives you class. Huzzah! (1)
- 12: If all else fails, you could play badminton with the Bulbcaps (1)
- 11: I want this on a utility belt (1)
- 10: David Beckham uses these bookends (0)
- 09: My clock’s resolution is awful (0)
- 08: Spider lamp: does whatever a spider lamp can (0)
- 05: So, um, where do I put these huge papers? (0)
- August 2008 (15)
- 25: I dare you to click this post (0)
- 22: Don’t blame me, I voted for Aaron Burr (0)
- 21: Those Air Hasselhoffs you have on are pretty sweet (1)
- 20: Your dead fish’s bowl sure looks nice (0)
- 19: The Any Size clock: just add paint (0)
- 18: Your spatula just told me to save the rain forest (0)
- 15: The coolest calendar ever (0)
- 14: My table took me 3 months to solve (0)
- 13: Sometimes I look at stuff and think: Why isn’t that REALLY big? (2)
- 12: My USB stick just got a triple kill (0)
- 11: Gumby can’t sleep after using my lamp (0)
- 07: read this, %clever headline (0)
- 06: Things were never the same for Squidward after leaving the show (1)
- 05: My style of bag is army-chic-avant garde (0)
- 04: The Queen still uses this phone (0)
- July 2008 (23)
- 31: You’re so two dimensional (0)
- 30: Comic Sans was sold out (0)
- 29: Good thing there is no meteor decal (1)
- 28: Touch my sac (0)
- 25: When I said grass I meant … nevermind. (0)
- 24: Triple word SCORE. Giggity. (1)
- 23: Coincidentally, I light these with $100 bills (0)
- 22: Seriously, I shook your wall’s hand three times already (0)
- 21: It’s mostly because of the time machine (0)
- 18: No, I don’t have kids. Why? (1)
- 17: If you were a pterodactyl, you would have had this poster (1)
- 16: Although, if you aren’t wearing white, the illusion is ruined (0)
- 15: Why is Hugh Laurie yelling “clear” by your wall? (0)
- 14: I live in the 30 point sans serif part of town (1)
- 11: Dude, watch out for my bubbles (0)
- 10: The official light of Bikini Bottom (0)
- 09: My hamster turned into shoes (0)
- 08: Your plant is hitting on me (0)
- 07: Why didn’t they call them MANdles? (0)
- 04: For added fun, use a projector to play your NES (1)
- 03: No! Using the front door is cool! (0)
- 02: No really, Im not a nerd… now who wants ice cream? (1)
- 01: Doth thou hear me now? (0)
- June 2008 (6)
- 30: My cereal is saying ooooooooo (0)
- 27: Seriously, I have The Force (0)
- 26: It’s like you’ve been shrunk (1)
- 25: Be a mad wrapper (0)
- 24: Reading can defy gravity (1)
- 23: Marshmallow foot stool lacks chocolate, graham crackers (0)