You could waste your money and buy a new calendar every year, or you could pick up some calendar tape and be stocked for the rest of your life*. The calendar tape comes with two roles: one with the days of the week, one with the dates. Hang them up next to each other, and you have an instant no-frills calendar. You can create any month/date combination, all you need is a marker (which it comes with, by the way).

And the best part? Only 10 bucks.

*give or take

We’ve all had that inner monologue in the shower. Is it really sanitary to use the same bar soap for, um, all parts?

If it bothers you that much, pick up some Butt/Face soap. Who knew that a the term butt/face, a favorite childhood insult, would also solve your showering dilemmas. The soap is a very cheap three bucks with free shipping.

With Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, men everywhere are shopping for that slick new get up to impress the misses. Cybertopix Tie Lab has reissued their awesome Heart Attack ties. The ties come in four colors with two different widths.

The image on the tie is adopted from an old anatomical woodcut from 1906. The price quoted above is for the cheaper, narrower tie.

Dressing up in ironic t-shirts and hipster jeans is easy. Step up your game a bit and dress in the classy styles of old. Throwback store Fine and Dandy offers all of the classic mens apparel one could ever ask for. Old school hats, bow ties, wallet clips and handkerchiefs are all available at a cheap price. They even have pocket squares. POCKET SQUARES.

The above pictured handkerchiefs come in a variety of colors are 100% cotton, and measure 16″ X 16″ each.

No that is not a screen shot you see to the left. They are magnets made to look like the all-too-familiar Photoshop workspace. The company that makes these also has Illustrator magnets available.

Depress the graphic designer in your life by further reminding them of spending countless hours in front of the computer for a low low $25. The 13 magnets are available for pre-order and will ship Feburary 15th.

When you were younger your mom and dad would place your back to the wall and make a mark with your name and a date.  Now that you are not growing anymore, the fun of measuring yourself should not be lost.

The Who Tall Are You Mirror has a long list of celebrities that you (and anyone that visits your house) can compare yourself to. Unfortunately you have to order the mirror from England so the measurements are something called “centimeters”.

Custom t-shirts are nothing new, but custom all-over tees? Another issue entirely. Nodbod.com will take any image you want and wrap it around a t-shirt, changing your t-shirt idea into an obnoxious t-shirt idea.

Normally the all-over tee will run your forty dollars, but the fine folks at Nodbod are offering 35% off and, if you can’t think of a design, there is a large gallery to pick from.

It’s a combination of three indisputable laws of the cosmos: giant things are awesome, things on a stick are awesome, and gummy bears are awesome. This giant Gummy Bear sits atop a convenient stick so you can eat your candy with out mess. And the stick is absolutely necessary as one of these big guys is equal to 88 wussy Gummy Bears.

The Bear can come in three separate flavors: red cherry, blue raspberry, and green apple and clocks in at diabetes inducing half-a-pound.

A lot has happened in CW’s month hiatus, like, I dunno, this new president. If you haven’t gotten sick of hope fever, you can slap a permanent reminder of our 44th president on your wall.

The decal is absurdly cheap seven dollars, and can be bumped down to four if you order something else from the store. The graphic is made of vinyl and measures 19″ tall by 11″ wide.

What? You didn’t get a chance to go to that Rage Against the Machine concert when you were 7?  It’s OK, Poster Cabaret has a huge selection of old concert posters for your hanging pleasure such as the one at left. But if Rage isn’t your thing, check the gallery for a complete list or use the band search on the sidebar.

Most of the posters are limited editions, and are the standard 18.5″ X 27″ size.